Me: $1.1 Million?!?! Dude, that is INSANE!!!!
Zolad: Yeah, I agree, that is a shit pile of money. I was in the hospital for nearly 3 months though. 80 of the 90 days were in ICU. The first 60 days were in T-ICU (for traumas specifically, that was far & above the regular price of ICU’s. The T-ICU, as I am told, has assigned 1 doctor and 1 24-hour nurse per patient. You NEVER share a doctor or a nurse. That HAD to run (I just guessing) like $35,000 a day. Keep in mind I was in a coma for 32 days as well. I went through surgery twice … and that surgery happen to be neurosurgery. Ya gotta know, as far as surgery prices go, you don’t get much more expensive. I did see some breakdown of this, and I do know the the brain surgeon was called in at 3:30am. His first procedure was within a few hours of my arrival (in a coma), so to prevent brain death & paralysis they had to operate immediately. His was something like $45,000. When I get parts of the breakdown, I will send them to you.Now that I look back, The Harv offered my folks the same surgical procedures for $49.99 and if they acted IMMEDIATELY, he would throw in a nice toaster & even a juicer/mixer. Damn, they fucked up that one, didn’t they.
Me: How can I see an itemized list of everything??!?!
Man, I thought putting that needle in your back would hurt LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER. I didn’t know that they could numb the pain prior to doing that. Wow!
Zolad: Ya homey!! Thank God. Even the dude, who was a nurse standing next to me the entire time had to laughing my ass off during the procedure. He said something like “Bro, without this anestesia, what’s being done to you now would have you screaming in pain.” I said “For real? No shit?” So he and the doctor BOTH started laughing and said “Definitely!! And NO SHIT, EITHER!”
For those of you who don’t know, Zolad was in a car crash last year that put him in a 32-day coma. He’s in constant pain and has permanent memory loss, but he still has the ability to type incredibly detailed emails. Here’s one of those emails:
Skippie,All went well with my Spinal Epidural today procedure today. My doctor said it may take a week or two for the injections to work & reduce the swelling in the neck & spinal cord. It was painless since they gave me a local anesthetic. Truth is, it takes time to work and it’s not working “yet” so I have to be patient. I have plenty of patience, thank God. I’m glad I had it done and the doctor was very encouraging. He was not only very aware of the pain but was not in the least bit surprised of the amount of pain, even after 15 months. He told me that I will be “fighting” pain, WITH the help of state-of-the-art medication & procedures like today, for a long time (like years I suspect) - so don’t get discouraged - your healing is very painful and everything is par-for-the-course right now.I’m just happy they know exactly what’s happening to me and are not in the least bit surprised. For that, I am forever grateful. In fact, I said very little and he took the words right out of my mouth. What a relief that is!! He pointed and lightly touched entire neck & parts of my spinal area & said “I’ll bet this is where it all hurts, right?” What a GREAT feeling to know that this guy understands EXACTLY what’s going on. He looked at my history again today and said “we will work together to bring the pain under control. You’ve got to be patient.” I am … I promise you that. I also have faith that this is for a bigger purpose.Just wanted to say HI and tell ya that all is okay. Zolad is back in business (as much as I can be) and ready for a good quality filth & porn as always. Daamn. My medical bills just topped 1.1 million dollars. You got a spare $600,000 laying around that you can send me??
Zoly
This video spawned off all of the research on the gross subject. Zolad did some lookups on the Net and came back with some of what you see.The funny part is when it gets to 3 min, 12 seconds of the video below:
http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-adopt-a-child-from-africa.html
After he saw that video, Zolad responded with:
HAHAHAHAHA
! Cleavland
Steamer???????I’m sure I used to know, but after laughing hysterically, I frightened to ask what that is??? That thing was great. Thanks dude!!
Next reply: So, it’s gotta involve taking a dump on someone! hence the “steamer” but I’m quite sure he said “Cleavland” I’m gonna
Google that … hang on …AAAHH!! HERE’S THE ANSWER … 1st main result in search lead me to “Wickipedia”
Cleveland steamer is a form of coprophilia, where a man or a woman defecates[1] There is also an alternative method where a man or a woman defecates on a partner’s chest then spreads the feces around with his or her buttocks in a sexual manner.[2][3][4] on a partner’s chest.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_steamer
Next reply:
Notice that the answer from Wickipedia included the word coporophilla … because we’re pals and I feel as though you’ll be a better person knowing this, I want you to see its definition from Wickipedia.
- Coprophagia — the consumption of feces
- Human toilet — defecating and/or urinating on someone as a BDSM practice
- 2 Girls 1 Cup — a pornographic viral video involving feces and vomit, proved capable of making the viewer throw up in no less than fifteen to twenty seconds
- Urolagnia (also known as urophilia) — a paraphilia involving sexual pleasure through urine
It could just be the brain damage … but that sounds simply HORRIFIC!!
Just imagine how warped you’d have to be to actually WANT your wife to take a big dump on you, and then you EAT IT all the while getting sexually aroused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know there was an actual name for such horror??
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Zolad just sent me this email and he was researching very disturbing sexual behavior. Here’s his original, unmodified email, cut and pasted to teach some of you wack jobs some new information: I am crashing, but wanted you to sleep with pleasant thoughts and memories.
ASS TO MOUTH: It is also known as A2M, ATM, or Arse-to-Mouth. Ass to mouth generally excludes cleaning the penis or other object after its removal from the anus and before its insertion into the mouth for the sake of increased sexual excitement and pleasure domination/humiliation of the passive partner. “Ass to other girl’s mouth,” abbreviated as A2OGM or ATOGM, specifically describes the variant of the act where the penis is moved from one partner’s anus to a different partner’s mouth. Another variation is known as A2P, ATP, or Ass-to-Pussy which refers to removing the penis from the anus and inserting it into the vagina. The term has been used since at least January 1995 and clearly defined since at least August 1996.[2] Despite its health risks, it is prevalent in pornographic films.[3][4]
ASSHOLE LICKING / TONGUING: “Anilingus” involves a variety of techniques to stimulate the anus including kissing, licking, and sliding the tongue in and out of the anus. Pleasure for the receiver comes from the sensitive nerve endings surrounding the anal opening, which are typically stimulated by the tongue and lips.
Pleasure for the giver can come from various sources. Anilingus can satisfy both anal and oral fixations in the giver. Pheromones produced in and around the anus are also thought to play a role in the pleasures experienced by one who performs anilingus.
Someone mentioned calories and how poor a metric they are. I just restarted the “real diet” Monday to see if I can go down another 10 inches[1] in pants size. I dropped 10 in 2006 by being strict about it while still consuming 3000 calories a day.
I noticed the return of an unpleasant phenomenon which seems to be related to the first couple of weeks of no-carbing it. Craps of a nature most unnatural and foul.
I know what you’re thinking. This is just Johnny Chuck with his overly descriptive chronicles of cream corn, etc., but I’m being real here. I’m talking about an oily greenish mess exuding a pungent melange of odors beyond description. Just the swirling action of the flush makes semi-permanent marks on the bowl. Even after 30 minutes with the fan running, Punjabi day laborers fresh from eating week old lamb curry while perched on the edge of the dumpster corral can be heard crying out in alarm after breaking the plane of the mens room.
I of course slip silently out of the room and walk rapidly away. However, it is harder to escape derisive comment at home, where the suspect pool is so limited.
I am eating the 5 servings of fruit and vegetables. Is there some explanation for this cursed issue?
[1] I’d better watch where I say that.