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A  store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman  may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance  is  a description of how the store  operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of   the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper   may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to   the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the   building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first  floor  the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign   reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

So she continues upward. The third floor sign   reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good   Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep   going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign   reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and  Help  With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand   it!’

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign   reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with   Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic   Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign   reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this   floor.. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to   please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband   Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.