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July 31st, 2007 by admin
Look how this company saved a ton of money on oil changes. Why is our government not doing this? What a crock of shit. They are milking our tax dollars for no reason. Fleet Study
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Look how this company saved a ton of money on oil changes. Why is our government not doing this? What a crock of shit. They are milking our tax dollars for no reason. Fleet Study
Well, that may be the case, but not at my house!! It certainly isn’t nice when our neighbors drive by and taunt both my dad & my brother by screaming “Porch Apes, Lawn Monkeys!!”
That doesn’t seem right, does it??
The next door neighbor (to the left) thinks its hysterical to launch all of his trash airborne and into my lawn, and then yell “INCOMING!!” - He then fires over a hefty bag FULL of nasty, wet, soggy, garbage!! This goes on for HOURS!!! All the neighbors laugh hysterically - all the while, my dad has to call my brother for help cleaning it up! While they are out cleaning it up, the neighbors yell “We’ve got some cotton over here when your done, so hurry it up you stank-ass jungle bunny’s!!”
Last night, they lit a monstrous pile of cat shit on fire on my front door stoop, called 9-11 and screamed for us to get out of the house!! They kept yelling “Save yourself for God’s sake!!!! Wake up!!!! Your shits on fire, you dumb boogs!”
That seemed very uncool, too.
All of this racist taunting seems a bit unnecessary, I think. The hoot and holler that my dad is an “uneducated yard ape!” For the record … my Dad went through the 3rd grade, so he’s NOT UNEDUCATED!!!
I JUST WANT MY NEIGHBORS TO ACCEPT ME!! IS THAT SO WRONG????
Why do people constantly think I am DUMB?? I am just a wee bit slow, and that’s all. I don’t think any of you circus freaks would like it too much if someone constantly interrupted you while YOU were chokin’ the chicken!
Because of me, I hear my friends have now coined the phrase “snappin’ the carrot!” How and why it went from a chokin’ to snappin’ I’ll *NEVER* understand!
And also … WHY was it so funny to trench my lawn when we were kids??? That’s just MEAN and NASTY!!
My dad used to get pissed because of it and drink himself into an alcoholic stooper!! Now, he’s no longer alive! THOSE LAWN TRENCHES KILLED THE POOR BASTARD!!