Johnny’s Blog

The Zolad just wrote this letter to me tonight after he got back out of town.  I love his writing style. I thought I’d share this with you and his stories about his homeless friends.

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Dear African Community,

This is to inform you that myself … (as the duly elected the tribal liaison representing the Oppression of Impoverished Africans Trying to Buy Mercedes Benz’s (OIATBM League), is NOW BACK IN TOWN.  I was out of town helping my fellow homeless get a ride to work in nothing short of a 2008 SLR McLaren Roadster.
The discount for the homeless if FANTASTIC and should be jumped on immediately!!!

Just imagine the poultry price of  $497,450.00.  That would ONLY TAKE (probably) HI-JACKING BANK & TWO 7-11’s.

I have been through dozens of vehicles, and I have found the most affordable vehicle that you will considering acceptable.
For those of you wanting a new and WELL DESERVED Mercedes, we at OIATBM are recommending that *ALL* FOLK RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING:

http://www.mbusa.com/models/main.do?modelCode=SLR

Bottom line … I’M BACK IN TOWN …  Thought you animals would like to know.  If I CC’d anyone and by accident, please accept my apology.   Email errors haunt & plague me!!!