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Somebody was passing an email back and forth and I got a chuckle out of it, so I decided to cut and paste the email here to see if anyone else can get a laugh.

—– Original Message —-
From: The Zolad
To: The Sal
Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2008 11:35:51 AM
Subject: Re: Allah

—– Original Message —-
From: Sal
To: The Zolad
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:53:01 PM
Subject: Re: Allah

I think he deserved a loud cluck, not a boo.  Too many other billions of people worship Allah.  You can’t say Allah is bad just from a few bad apples.  I have only corresponded with Allah a few times and don’t know him all that well, but he seems to be cool.  When you die you get to fuck 72 virgins and shit.  Not a bad deal.  And you get all of this for free simply by tying a bomb to your chest and walking into a building.  Imagine getting tons of free pussy for blowing yourself up into millions of pieces.  That’s one hell of a god, huh?

I wonder if I can hook up with Allah and get nice sub-woofers when I die.

— On Wed, 7/16/08, Zolad wrote:
From: The Zolad
Subject: Re: Allah
To: Sal
Date: Wednesday, July 16, 2008, 4:09 PM