Let’s hear your comments on felonies
July 30th, 2007 by admin
How many felonies have you guys done in the past that were not considered flonies 20+ years ago?
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So growing up with JC was much like having a ten year long, non-stop enema - you’re grateful you took the time to do it - and you’re probably better off as a result - but it was a total PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!
Just like knowing JC for that long
I can clearly remember calling Linda whilst JC & I took it upon ourselves to re-arrange The Harv’s yard. Keep in mind, in these days, The Biggah (aka: Big Bee) used to stay up till ungodly hours while he polished off a few bottles of Gin & Tonic (minus the tonic … in fact, the ice took up too much room in the glass also). Now, The Biggah, slipped in and out of an alcoholic coma while we nearly demon dialed Linda, explaining to her that we were out front, having a dandy ole’ time “trenching her LAWN!!!”
I miss the old days, damnit!!!
I vaguly remember going to trench yards with Professor too (back then he used the handle The Romulus) and prof had to stop off at some chicks house for god-only knows what!! I think her name was “Linda” - not LInda Harvey, of course. I’m really not sure of her name …. Granted, he went to her house after a good 30 or 40 beers but it would take a near alcoholic coma to fawk this nasty bietoch! In fact, this had to be the late 80’s or early 90’s! Not sure!
This topic is about Felonies … I haven’t committed any such thing. Unless, of course, if you consider me fucking my cat in the ass as a felony!
What about AFTER I drink about 60 cocktails? Is there no fawking leeway at all? Also, I’M SURE my cat loved it!!! That has to count for something!!
I think everyone should do no less than 5 felonies before they die. It’s so easy to do a felony now. It’s not like it was in the 1980’s or earlier. Things that were a simple joke back then are a felony now. One cool thing to do would be to pay money to advertise your enemy’s phone # in the Yellow Pages as an Escort Service. Pay $500 to get a quart page ad or something. By the time they realize it was a mistake, the phone books will already be out there.
Cluck like a chicken… loud and proud.
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That one on the left is a good reason to be a flaming homosexual. When confronted with the issue, I can’t HONESTLY tell you if I’d rather smoke a meat pole or go down on her!! I really think a Beef-Popsicle would be better!!
OO fucking PS … I meant to say the one on the RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! NOT LEFT!!!!!!!!
I may not have a lot time to talk because I am writing from my wireless laptop and I am INSIDE Linda’s septic Tank? DAMN! I love this aroma!!
Many of you ask:
WHO IS LINDA?
WHO IS THE HARV?
WHO IS BIG B?
Well, to answer, they’re not boogs!! They live in Miami and make the Manson family look like June and Ward Cleaver. Linda is the ugliest creature in human captivity. The HARV, is a semi-retard who is just fun to drink with and rag on but he pisses and shits himself so it tends to put a damper on things! Finally, BIG B is Lois’s and HARV’s dad who is INSANE from all the booze he used to drink!
I like going through their septic tank at night. This way, I collect all the bloody tampons and put them in the mailbox for BIG B for get when he comes home from work. MAN DOES THAT PISS HIM OFF.
Some of the funniest shit was in the hood! The irony is, LOIS AND BIG B AND THE HARV have a 3 million dollar house. That’s why it’s fun to be in the septic tank.
Listen, all of you stupid crackers who can’t get these jokes and think they are “racist” get the fuck off of this chat board and go post in the Disney section.
OTHERWISE, GET A SENSE OF HUMOR AND REALIZE IT IS BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE TEASING EACH OTHER IN GOOD FUN
Now, since that last post made fun of a white trash mother fucking cracker, here is your momma!
Well, I **STILL** have to drink Microsoft water to drink & Microsoft food to eat!!!
DAMMIT DUDE, I even breathe Microsoft air!! Don’t you?? Granted, the air is polluted with bugs & viruses … nearly causing death … but I still breathe it!! A lot of people breath it. Bill Gates tells us too!! I think, even though it’s polluted & buggy, there is NO better air!!
I think I should also pay for the air. If I breath too much, I run the risk of being fomatted!! My being alive … I owe to my savior! Bill Gates!!
After all, Bill Gates REALLY needs the money, too! I don’t think he’s able to buy a European Country right now!! Imagine the horrors!! Pretty soon, one of his 13 corporate Jets will not have SOLID-PLATINUM INTERIOR!!
THE FAWKING GUY NEEDS US!!
Listen Concered Citizen,
I too worry my ass off because I’m running low on Microair AND Micropills!! I’ve got to head to the Microsoft Pharmacy to ensure I get my daily dose of Micropills or I’m just fucked!!
Although they are gigantic pills, have FDA warnings all over them that THEY DON’T WORK, and can’t swallow them with water … I **still** have to take them! I have to open a vein, bleed on my monitor and rub the pills into my bleeding vein to ingest the medication!! Bill Gates says that NORMAL … so I do it!!
My Mom has to drive our Microsoft car (Gates LS model) there & now the price of Microsoft gas is high!!!! What do I do when I can’t call my doctor on the Microphone???
What the hell do I do when my boner tuns into a Microchubby??
Bill Gatesit!!! (As opposed to goddamnit!!)
O.M.G. I am on the floor rolling at laughing at all of these posts. I have never seen such wacky ass shit on any blog I’ve ever read. Where do you crazy fuckers come up with all of this shit?!?! Who is Harv and Big B? Or Lois?!?!? Who the fuck are these people?