The Zolad just forwarded another one of his emails of how he responded to one of those spammers. He found it in his SENT folder from a very long time ago. See his reply above and then see the original email of the spammer below… I was on the floor.
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From: The Zolad
To: stevenwalker@walkerpc.net
Sent: Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:56:24 PM
Subject: Re: Greetings - YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE!!
That rather menacing looking individual which we refer to ask SATAN is on his way over. More than likely, he is going to find you at your office and come in piss-ass drunk and make you perform felaciao on him.
I also hope you have a nice visit with SATAN at your home address which is 14 Kingfisher Square Staunton in the UK.
Let me know if he makes your wife suck the shit off his dick when he’s done fucking her ass!
Blab-away for as little as 1¢/min. Make PC-to-Phone Calls using Yahoo! Messenger with Voice.From: “Steven Walker” <stevenwalker@walkerpc.net>
To: The Zolad
Subject: Greetings To You.Zolad
Date: Sun, 14 May 2006 15:41:47 +0000
Steven Walker (Esq)
14 Kingfisher Square Staunton Street,
Deptford, London, SE8 5DA
Good Day To You Mr. Zolad
This is a personal email directed to you and am requesting that it be
treated as such. I do not mean any disrespect contacting you in this manner.
I had to contact you this way because of the time constrains. I am Steven
Walker a personal attorney/sole executor to the late Engr. Brian Harvey
a nationality of your country hereinafter referred to as” my client”. I
represent the interest of my late client killed with his entire family in a
fatal motor accident in East London on November 5, 2002.and I will like to
negotiate the terms of investment of resources available to him.
My late client, a formal Sub-Comptroller working with Chevron Texaco Oil
here in the United Kingdom had left behind a deposit of Six Million Eight
Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling only (£6.8million) with a finance
company. The said fund originated from contract transactions he executed in
his registered area of business. Just after his death, I was contacted by
the finance company reasons been that his last Will and Testament contains a
residuary clause, giving his personal attorney express authority to nominate
the beneficiary to his funds. in such a case where the original Depositor
had died.
The funds had remained unclaimed since his death, but I have written several
letters to the embassy with intent to locate any of his extended relatives
whom shall be claimants/beneficiaries of his abandoned personal estate and
all such efforts have been to no avail. The story is this, I had only known
Robert as an Orphan who lost his parents in 1976.locating his close family
then was not just an easy attempt because he had left no possible records
for trace of heirs for me. I had no choice but to inform the finance company
about my fruitless effort in locating my late client close relative or his
next of kin. The board of directors of the company had again informed me to
provide his next of kin for the payment of this money within the next 15
official working days or forfeit the money as an abandoned fund. The company
had planned to invoke the abandoned property decree of the company to
confiscate the funds after the expiration of the period given me. In
addition, I have received official letters in the last two days suggesting a
likely proceeding for confiscation of his abandoned personal assets in line
with existing laws of the institution. but it will interest you to know that
as the pressure mounts, I discovered that some directors of this finance
company where making plans already to have this funds to themselves only to
use the excuse that since I am unable to find a Next of Kin to my late
client then the funds should be confiscated. Mean while that is not their
intentions but rather to have the funds retrieved for themselves.
Well I reasoned very professionally and resolved to use a legal means to
retrieve my late client’s abandoned funds. That is to present a next of kin
of my deceased client to the bank. This is legally possible and would be
done in accordance with the laws of the land. On this note I decided to
search for a credible person and finding that you bear a similar last name,
I was urged to contact you, that I may, with your consent, present you to
the “trustee” as my late client’s family member so as to enable you put up a
claim to the bank in that capacity as a Next of Kin of my client. I find
this possible for the fuller reasons that you are of the same nationality
and you bear a similar last name with my late client making it a lot easier
for you to put up a claim in that capacity. I have all vital documents that
would confer you the legal right to make this claim and would make them
available to you so that the proceeds of this bank account valued at
£6.8million can be paid to you before it is confiscated or declared
unserviceable to the bank where this huge amount is lodged.
I do sincerely sympathize the death of my client but I think it is
unprofitable for his funds to be submitted to the government of this country
or some financial institution. My aim is to retrieve this fund and let it be
claimed by the deceased family name, etc. for this I seek your assistance
since I have been unable to locate the relatives for the past 3year now and
since no one has come for the claim. I seek your consent to present you as
the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name giving you
the advantage which also makes the claim most credible. In that stand, the
proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we talk percentage. I know
there might be other persons out there with the same surname as my last
client, but after a little search and check my instinct tells me to contact
you. Can I trust you on this? I shall assemble all the necessary documents
that will be used to back up your claim.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of law. I will not fail to bring to your
notice that this proposal is hitch-free and that you should not entertain
any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of
this transfer. As I said, I require only a solemn confidentiality on this.
Please get in touch with me by my alternative email stevenpwalker@excite.com
for better confidentiality and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to
enable us discuss further on this transaction. Contact number is
44-7040128708.this proposal is acceptable by you do not take undue advantage
of the trust I have bestowed in you, Thanks for your understanding.
Kind Regards.
Steven Walker (Esq)
Phone: 44-7040128708.
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